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Seth Meyers hosts the 2014 Emmys

Chris Pratt gives his famous friends Super Hero names [x]

Brooklyn Nine-Nine ladies with their dogs

Anonymous asked: how do you determine if someone is too old to date?

awkwardvagina:

I have a handy chart I like to use for this exact dilemma 

Finchel in season 5

spaghettipeej:

spaghettipeej:

i think i accidentally ate some of my grandma’s ashes that were on her bed

MY GRANDMA SMOKES I MEANT CIGARETTE ASHES

Nasim Pedrad onstage at the “Mulaney” panel during the FOX Network portion of the 2014 Summer Television Critics Association

misstressofmagic:

99 Düsenjäger
Jeder war ein großer Krieger
Hielten sich für Captain Kirk
Das gab ein großes Feuerwerk
Die Nachbarn haben nichts gerafft
Und fühlten sich gleich angemacht
Dabei schoss man am Horizont
Auf 99 Luftballons